cinderella's on her bedroom floor
she's got a crush on the guy at the liquor store
cause mr. charming don't come home anymore
and she forgets why she came here

sleeping beauty's in a foul mood for shame
she says "none for you dear prince, I'm tired today.
I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming"

snow white is doing dishes again
cause what else can you do with seven itty-bitty men?
sends them to bed and calls up a friend
says will you meet me at midnight?

a tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says
"i would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair
I'll have to find another tower somewhere n' keep away from the windows"

once upon a time in a faraway kingdom
man made up a story said that I should believe him
go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight
but I don't want the next best thing



Currently listening to: Fairytale by Sara Bareilles

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